Excuse me?
I'm sorry, but do you mind if I take those?
- What? - Those empty bottles
- These? - Yes
- Sure Go ahead... - Hold on
Thank you
Hey
- Yeah? - What are you going to do with those?
- What else? I'll sell them - They won't be worth much
Do you know how much you can get with one of these?
5 cents And three of these? 15 cents
What's 15 cents every day for 365 days?
- 5 times 5 is... - $57.15
That's your water bill for one whole year
Penny Pinchers
What I'm saying is, the applicants with great test scores are that much more invested
so they're more likely to quit and run
if they get a betterjob offer
But I couldn't care less about my paycheck
I'm satisfied doing my job and getting paid just enough
I'm the perfect employee because I won't be a financial burden!
If that's the case, why don't you work for the government?
Those tests you have to take are really hard
You majored in Chinese classics? So? Do you speak good Chinese?
If knowing a lot of Chinese characters makes you fluent in Chinese,
then Koreans would be the best English speakers in the world
But I do know a lot of Chinese proverbs
And how would you describe this situation using a Chinese proverb?
"The fool goes after what he cannot have?"
- Did you see that wild boar? - Boar?
Why does that have to take so much money?
Because I have to pay a fee for each job application
You've heard of our generation, how we're the 880 dollar generation?
What's that now?
Basically, it's so hard to get a job these days,
that it takes 880 dollars a month to pay application fees
That's what our generation is called
That's how companies make their money nowadays, like colleges
Won't the fees be higher for the big companies?
You bet,
since they're big corporations and all
Won't you need at least 1000 dollars?
1000!?
Wow! I swear, if you were born in Finland, you'd be the President!
Thanks, mom, I think 1000 should cover it
Do you have a boyfriend? No?
I'm sorry I'm really sorry
Why are you always so late, Marlon?
Can't we meet on weekends?
Why? Because there aren't any guys in our club?
Well... That's one thing,
but we look like a bunch of unemployed losers
driving around on scooters if we meet on weekdays
Why would you say that? Unemployed people need hobbies, too
Actually, I got a job
Does that mean you can't come on our rides anymore?
Yeah Today will be my last day
- That's too bad - Congratulations!
Tenants have to bring their ID and lease contracts by this week
to file your applications
After that, your moving assistance costs will be wired to your account
And you'll all 2 months to move out,
but no later than May 31
How much do I get if I have two people in my family?
Two people... That's $9486.00
What if you live by yourself?
That's 6... No, $7,06800.00
7000?
I just got a call and they said I got the job
Congratulations I didn't know you had it in you
Sorry Sorry about that
Today's my last day here, too, so I'll pay for these drinks
- These soft drinks won't cut it - What?
Why don't you take us all out for real drinks?
Mint can help pay, too!
You should do that We should all go out for a drink
- What do you think? - You're so funny
We're free anytime Really, we're always free
- You should do this for us - Ugh...
- Excuse me... - Yes?
Can I ask where you're going to be working?
SK Telecom
Stupid...
I should have said Samsung Whatever
Hello
You said you'd have it for me by today
- Oh, you mean the rent - Yes
Take it out of my deposit
Your deposit's long gone You used it up a long time ago
You mean I used up the last of it three months ago?
I told you a million times I need the rent to pay my bills!
You should have thought of some other way to pay your bills!
I'm expecting some money my way soon, so relax
Hey, your skin is practically glowing!
You know I'll keep my word
You know I'll never let you down
Well,
have a good night!
What am I going to do with that boy!
Ma'am?
Here That's $1000 including two months' rent and 600 dollars in overdue rent
Thank you
No, I should thank you! I'm so glad I don't have to see that good-for-nothing anymore
So... If I got this correctly, Ku Jang-il won't actually
be moving into the house, will he?
No
Ku Jang-il and Ku Hong-sil You and your father live right next to each other?
Yes Our family likes staying close together
Why don't you live together in one house?
We're close, but we're not that close
I see... Would you like the money to be sent to two accounts or...
No I'll take them both in my bank account
Wait, so that's $7,068 times two... That's... Where's my calculator?
It should be $14,136.00
Yes?
Will you bring a new deposit of 5000 dollars by tomorrow
so we can write up another contract?
If you can't do that, I'm bringing in another tenant
Do you understand what I'm saying?
- What? - Don't forget, I need it by tomorrow
Wait! How am I supposed to get 5000 dollars by tomorrow! Ma'am!
We were about to call you We're glad you came down here
The deferment period has ended on your student loan of $20,000.00
and until now Haenam Fund has been paying the interest...
Sir, are you here today on some other business?
Didn't you want to speak to us about something?
Congratulations Your savings of 30,000 dollars has matured
Thank
We're very sorry This has been Everybody Cash, where everybody gets access to cash!
Hey! Hello? Hello...
Cash for Kidneys
Ugh... I don't know...
Who is this? Hello?
Yes? Who's this?
Mint?
I got a job because I was running out of money,
but there's nothing great about being a secretary
After a few days at the job, I wanted to give it up again
People need to do two kinds of things in life,
the things they want to do, and the things they should do
If you don't do what you should do when you're young,
you won't get to do the things you want to do when you're older
I don't want to work, either, but what else can I do?
But Ji-woong, I think that...
Is it all right if I call you Ji-woong?
Sure
- Did I keep you waiting? - Hey
- You want to wait for me upstairs? - Okay
- Miss? - Yes?
What are you doing?
Oh... I like a lot of sugar in my coffee
This is more like it
Sister
Sorry
What is it?
Ji-woong! Something terrible has happened!
- Why? Did your husband beat you again? - That's not important right now
This wild boar came into mom's store
and destroyed everything!
- Why did the boar do that? - How should I know? I'm not the boar!
Mom's fine, thank goodness, but what'll we do with the store?
But mom was supposed to send me $1,000 today...
How can you say that! Mom lost everything she has,
and you're asking for money? How could you!
Why?
Our auditors will question me if you have over $150,000.00 in your account
But I don't have anyone I can trust
Not even your family or friends?
Well, there is one other way
There are brokers who sell bank accounts under false names,
mostly using the identities of homeless people
I don't know if that's safe...
Unless you have someone you can completely trust,
that might be the better option
We'll give it more thought
I have to go back to the office
- Okay - You can finish that first
- Don't you like coffee? - I do, but this is lukewarm
Good I like lukewarm coffee
- I have to pull an all-nighter anyway so... - No, I'll drink it
I can finish that off for you...
Let's go
- Are you okay? - I felt queasy all of a sudden...
- Are you sure you're okay? - Yeah
Are you very busy these days?
It's a little messy
I'm moving out tomorrow
Do you like vodka?
- What? - Let's stop drinking now
Right You have to get up early to move...
Wait!
- That'll be 2 dollars - Okay... Hold on...
I'm sorry but I'm short 50 cents
Can I pay you back later?
- You don't have enough in your balance - What?
There must be a mistake
42 cents
Listen That holds three condoms,
so you think I can get two for $1.50?
Or
you can help me out and pay the 50 cents and I'll give you one
You'll need it one of these days,
even if it's not right now I'm telling you you'll find
yourself needing one of those
Look! UFO!
Oh... damn
Breath Mints
At least
I got to touch her breasts...
You won't find a better place to stay in for two months What do you think?
- I like it - Right? That's good
But what's all this?
Why are you still here!
What am I supposed to do with all this stuff?
Hurry up and get on out! Let's go sign the lease
Ma'am! Ma'am!
- Stop calling me that! - What else do I call you?
I'm sorry you had to see that
There are brokers who sell bank accounts under false names,
mostly using the identities of homeless people
Hey
Hey!
- How old are you? - I'm 26
I'm 27 That makes us practically the same age
Do you want a drink?
- Pour yourself one - Do you have any beers?
- If you don't want any, forget it - No, no
Thank you I mean, thanks
- Do you have a place to go? - I go wherever the wind takes me
How can you joke at a time like this?
I have to keep my sense of humor up and running
Is there anything you can do?
Me? I can do
a dog impression
It's a miracle you survived this long
I made it this far, so I can make it again
Do you know what the Bible tells us not to do 365 times?
It tells us, do not fear Worrying isn't going to change anything
You know all residents here have to move out in two months, right?
- Really? Why? - Because of redevelopment
What about me and people like me? Where will we go?
Oh, right I got kicked out
I have an idea Do you want to make some money over the next 2 months?
- Money? How? - You'll find out soon enough
- How much can I make? - How much do you want to make?
- Maybe... 5,000 dollars? - Okay. 5,000 dollars
Really? I can really make $5,000 in two months? Really?
But you have to promise
to do whatever I say
Are you sure this isn't going to involve kinky stuff?
If you don't want to do it, fine
No! I'll do whatever you say! Anything!
- Fine Now pour me a drink - Okay
Here
First, give me all the money you have, down to the last cent
Okay
- 4 dollars and 76 cents This is it? - Yeah
Now listen carefully to what I'm about to say
One, nothing ever comes for free
I'm taking this as rent
Bring your sheets so you can sleep here
Go to bed early since we have to get up early tomorrow
- Listen Do you like me or something? - What?
Otherwise, why would you suddenly be so nice to me?
Idiot
That hurts... Ow... That hurts...
Bring only what you think you really need
And it can't fill up more than three boxes
What do I do with the rest?
- And that gas stove is... - This won't be of any use
Then pay me for the scrap metal It's 33 cents per kilo, right?
What about that table?
That's not good for anything Who'd want that?
No! Not this!
Do you know the biggest mistake people make when they buy things?
They can't distinguish between what they need and what they want
And most of the things they want are things they don't need
This is a good example
- I need this - For what?
Well...
I still need it
You wouldn't understand This is more than a scooter to me
He's been with me for the ten years I've been in Seoul He's like my little brother
I even gave him a name
- What's his name? - Audi...
You can't even afford gas for an Audi
Please You can't take this away I need this Please?
Are you sure you don't have any money lying around?
Yeah I think I'm all set I don't have any money waiting for me anywhere
Are you sure about that?
I completely forgot about this deposit!
Wait here
Here Here's 177 dollars for your stuff we sold and the $4.76 you gave me
I opened a 5,000 dollar account for you
Put all the money you have in that account right now
Okay...
Ku Hong-sil? Why is it in your name?
I'm a VIP so if it's in my name, you get 12% more interest
Still...
You can't withdraw money until it matures, and you'll be keep the book
I won't steal that from you
You said you'll do as I say Forget it
What time is it?
10:46
You made 191dollars and 76 cents morning alone
Deposit every single cent you make into that account
And you'll see for yourself how much money you're making
Okay...
- Do you know how to drive? - Yeah
It's the place that was featured on the 173rd episode?
Wait here
I was wondering who went around selling these...
- Let's go - Didn't she want it?
One, nothing in this world is worthless
- How much did I say this is? - 150 dollars
What about this?
Thank you
Some young lady came and asked me 200 dollars for this
Oh... And take a look The poster will look way nicer
if you put these up next to it
- How much are those? - They're 10 dollars each
- I don't know about this... - What's your problem?
Isn't there a... more legitimate way to make money?
It doesn't matter what you put in your mouth, it'll all end up in the toilet
Legitimate, my ass
But is it really okay for us to take those things?
If we don't take them, someone else will
You heard about those African antelopes, right? Cheetahs prey on them
Do you know what's most important for those antelopes?
That they don't try to outrun the cheetah They try to outrun the other antelopes
What a great way with words you have...
How much work do you think you did today?
About 100 dollars' worth?
One, always ask for more It won't hurt
You're done for the day, so go do whatever you want
Put that money in your account as soon as you see a bank
One, two, three!
$200!
Oh!
- What do you want? - Can I ask you something?
What kind of girls do guys like?
Well... It depends
What if you had to choose between a talkative girl and a quiet girl?
If I had to choose... A quiet girl?
Hey You're here
A 6 to 7% return isn't bad for bonds,
but I think we can do more
I think you can consider increasing the share of stocks in your portfolio
What do you say? Or do you want to stick to safe investments?
Fine
Is everything all right?
You've been so quiet today Did you give any thought to what we talked about?
Okay And we can use his name for two months?
I'll open an account in his name, so you can wire your money there
Who is he? Is he someone you can trust?
Is he your boyfriend?
If you get a good return from this account, give him a reward
Reward? How much?
In most cases, it's about 10% of the investment
Gwan-woo, I've been thinking...
The real reward would not be about giving him fish,
but rather to teach him how to fish, do you know what I'm saying?
I mean, I'm not saying this because I want that money for myself
but really, how will it help him to have a little extra cash?
Wouldn't it be a much better reward to teach him how to live a decent life instead?
Oh...
Sure...
What are you doing?
- Hurry... Hurry... - Move
Okay!
I need to go...
What...
- Don't you have a TV in here? Huh? - What's a TV? Is that food?
Ugh Here
- What is that? - I'm making money thanks to you, so...
It looked like you were going to see your boyfriend If you wear a little of that...
What is it supposed to be?
It's supposed to be really popular right now
This one side's an eyeliner, and the other side's mascara
It's supposed to be really good I was thinking of
- a way to thank you... - Go return it
Take it I wanted to thank you somehow
Idiot
Hey!
Watch and learn
Fine I got it I'll do it
Put these gloves on
I don't need them
Mouse! Mouse! Mouse! Mouse...
I can tell what's going on
Did you have a fight during your date?
- Date? - Yes.
There are three things I can never have
- What? - Religion, illness, and boyfriends
- What is that? - They all cost money
But you can't live without having a relationship
I do fine without one
I'm saying you need a real relationship to connect with people
You need to add meaning to your life somehow
I don't need meaning, as long as I have a goal
So what is that goal of yours?
Isn't it everyone's goal to be happy?
And that's why we have relationships
Happiness? People are unhappy because they try too hard to be happy
What is she saying?
You're in a business?
- What kind of business? - I do all kinds of things
I'm in the wedding business
Where are the friends of the bride and groom?
One, two!
- Thank you - 800 dollars?
And sports marketing
What's going on?
Thank you Thank you Hello! Thank you
And how do I call it... The sound recording business...
Come get your fresh Ullungdo squid! Caught by an Ullungdo island girl!
Yeonggwang's croakers are here and...
You said you're from Jeolla province Why can't you talk in that accent?
Baby octopus! Get your fresh baby octopus!
So are you making a lot of money?
I wouldn't call it a lot, but it's enough to pay for these drinks...
Oh I left my wallet
- What? - Are you kidding me?
I must have left it at home Sorry I'll pay next time
- Why don't you go home and get it? - I'll pay next time
Are you sure you can trust that business partner of yours?
Yeah Why am I getting so nervous to hear you're making money?
Isn't there anything fishy about that guy?
Keep your head on straight so you don't get stabbed in the back
Don't worry Drink up
If they thought they could take my hard-earned cash...
Sorry
Welcome! Please place your account book in the slot
Mint
Hey! I've been meaning to call you...
Yeah I've been busy with my job training, so...
Ride? Tomorrow? Count me in!
My address was listed as next door to yours
Did you do that on purpose, so I can look you up?
Look all you want, but I don't have a dime on me
Right... I actually came to give you money today instead
Use this to get yourself some delicious food and pretty clothes
Give it to that lady who lives with you
- Is this your boyfriend? - No Hurry up and go
Wait a minute
- Hello - Hello
Oh Hello I'm Chun Ji-woong
I don't know what your relationship is to my daughter, but...
- What are you doing? No! - I hope you'll take good care of her
When an adult gives you money, you should take it
Oh Thank you
- Hurry You should go - Okay
1, 10, 100, 1,000, 10,000...
Was that your dad?
- He's a gambler - Really?
He's famous for sucking at it
He lost his business five years ago,
and he claims to have found his calling in life in gambling
Are you sure I can keep this money?
Why don't you keep it and see?
- Can I ask you something? - Ask me anything you want
- Where do people usually go? - What kind of people?
Just... people... guys and girls...
There are three places young people go to the most in Seoul
Cafes, the movies,
and motels
What about any place that doesn't cost money?
A place that doesn't cost any money...
The Han River?
Hey!
Hey! Wake up!
Oh! Hello
- Where's that money I gave you earlier? - Huh?
Where's that check I gave you? Huh?
- Here - Yes This is it
- Do you have any cash on you? - No
I don't
- Are you sure about that? - Yes
- Give me that - I don't have any money
Why are you doing this to me?
You can take these all you want but it won't help you quit smoking
If you keep this up, you'll reach your goal in one month
What are you going to do with the $200,000.00?
Oh...
I don't know... I haven't thought about that yet
Jerk
- Are you okay? - Yeah
Don't you like concerts?
- How much were the tickets? - I think they were 180 dollars each
I get queasy when I'm anywhere where there are lots of people...
Really? Are you sure you don't need to see a doctor?
I'm fine but it's just I can't go anywhere with lots of people... I'm sorry
I haven't ridden my scooter like that in a long time I'm beat
I don't understand people who go to those motels
What?
You're using the same sheets used by a bunch of other people! Gross!
Oh... Right...
Remember Sysop? He opened a shop selling scooters
Really?
He kept bugging me and asking me to come over sometime,
so I told him I'm seeing you
Oh... Good, good...
Are you going to let me see your house today?
What?
- Hong-sil... - Yeah?
- We're below Seongsan Bridge now... - Really? Should we go back?
- Walk? Walk back? To Hannam Bridge? - Why?
- Aren't they to die for? - Yeah I guess
Oh well...
- Ji-woong I'm going home - I thought you were going to come over
Maybe next time
Kyung-joo! Wait!
Here's your receipt for 880 dollars total, with tax
Thanks
- Wow This place is nice - I guess...
I drink like five cups of coffee a day in my office,
so I don't keep any in the house...
- Where did it go? - Ji-woong?
Yeah?
Why don't we have a few cold beers instead of coffee?
Really? Are you sure though? You have to drive
I'm too tired to drive home anytime soon I'll rest a little before I go
Really?
Yeah Since you got me a gift, I'll run out and buy the beer
Okay
- What? - I need money for the beer
- Which drawer? - Third drawer
Third...
Tell him to pay me for the apartment 40 dollars
Chang-geun wants 50 dollars for the apartment
Fine I'll leave the cash
Tell him not to come home until I call him
She's here! Coming! Don't come home!
That took you...
- Who are you? - I'm Ji-woong, Chang-geun's friend
Oh You're Ji-woong I haven't seen you in a while
- Oh... Chang-geun's not... - Ji-woong! I got lost downstairs...
Mother!
- This is my girlfriend - Oh
Oh! Hello! I'm Ha Kyung-joo
- You're a very pretty girl - I think you're much prettier
That's very sweet of you
Where's Chang-geun?
He said he's going to the library...
Oh...
And what's the job situation like?
Didn't he tell you? Ji-woong got a job at SK Telecom!
Oh That's nice
I wanted to surprise her, so I haven't told her yet
She doesn't look surprised
She fainted from high blood pressure a while ago,
so she tries not to get too excited over anything
She's actually very surprised right now
I'm so worried about Chang-geun He should get a job soon, too
Who's Chang-geun?
He's my cousin
My mom brought him up from when he was little, so they're close
He should get a job so he can get a nice girlfriend like you did
And he can get married, too
- Don't worry He'll get a job soon - You should help him
He's a smart boy, but he doesn't have the skills
Oh... Okay I will
- Well, stay and have fun - Yeah
Are you leaving already?
- Goodnight - Have a good night
Goodnight mother
- Ji-woong? - Song-i?
Who is she?
This is Chang-geun's girlfriend Song-i, this is Mint, I mean Kyung-joo
- Hello - Hello
- Chang-geun's girlfriend? - Song-i This is mother
Hello Where's Chang-geun?
Shit, I forgot!
- Chang-geun's at... - He's at the library
- But he told me to meet him here - Why would he do that?
What's going on?
What do you mean what's going on? You're the reason
Chang-geun hasn't gotten a job yet because you keep wasting his time!
What? What does that have to do with you, lady?
What? Lady? What did you call me? Do you know who I am?
Mother! Calm down!
It's not Song-i's fault Chang-geun hasn't found a job yet!
Don't shout! Think of your blood pressure!
How old are you? Why are you talking like that?
Excuse me? Do you even know me?
- Hey! You come over here! - Kyung-joo! No!
Song-i Don't do this
What? What did I even do?
What are you doing here anyway? Why is the whole family here?
Yes! We came to stop Chang-geun from seeing a girl like you!
Mother! Calm down! Think of your health! Calm down!
Chang-geun! I'm here with Ji-woong and his...
Song-i! Wait! Let's talk outside!
Hello?
Mother! Are you okay?
I knew this was strange...
Chang-geun's not the type of boy who can't find a job...
Cheer up, mother You still have Ji-woong!
I guess you care more about your mother than me
It's not that I'm worried about her high blood pressure
Fine I'll see you later
Okay Drive safe
May I have some money for gas?
Did you finish recording those tapes for tomorrow?
Do you have about $3200.00 saved up?
- What? - Let me see your account book
- Why? - Let me see it!
What are you doing! Where are you touching me?
Hey? Why is there only $2200 in here?
- Well... It's... - Did you spend the rest?
No! No! I lent it to a friend I have this friend Chang-geun
He said he needed money for surgery, so...
Surgery? Why would you lend him money though?
Because... Because...
It's for his hemorrhoids He was embarrassed about telling anyone else
He only told me about it, so...
You're in no situation to help someone else
But how could I ignore a friend whose asshole's hurting? I had to help him out
Idiot How would you help anyone?
Hey You think because I stay quiet you can keep talking like that?
You can barely make ends meet
What's it to you what I do with my money?
This is why you can't even afford a place to stay
What about you? Why are you so crazy about money?
This is why you don't have a single friend
Whatever Why is this account in your name?
Are you planning on taking off with my money?
What? Forget this
I'll close your account tomorrow Take the money and get out of my life
Hey!
You're seeing each other, aren't you?
Because we offer one more burger coupon if you come as a couple
- Oh... - I guess it's obvious
- We've been dating 200 days - You must be so happy!
You even have the same blood type! You're meant to be!
Us?
Does this still hurt?
It's been five years, so it doesn't hurt anymore
- Apply pressure to your arm - Thanks
Miss? It's time to...
Unless you're in a hurry, always walk if the distance is under 10 kilometers
You can get exercise, plus you save money
Yeah You're right
What'll you do if you had $200,000?
200,000? I'd get myself an apartment,
a new car, and go traveling There's plenty to do with 200,000
But that money won't last you forever
You should be thinking of ways to make even more money
Are you going to spend the rest of your life saving money?
I've been watching you and I think you have a problem
- What? - What is it you want to do?
- What I want to do? - Yes
- Now? - Now or whenever
I don't know...
There's the problem right there Listen
People need to do two kinds of things in life,
the things they want to do, and the things they should do
But you're only worrying about what you should do
You're not leaving any room for the things you want to do
What if that becomes a habit?
In the end, you won't even know what it is that you want to do
Think about it Isn't that sad? Huh?
That concert will probably be held in a big venue
Fortunately, I don't get sick in big open places
You'll get the tickets? You don't have to do that...
What do you see it?
Do you know this movie? Winter Wanderer?
I've never heard of it
It must be a crappy movie Its title sucks
When I was young, my mom would cry watching that movie,
and I'd cry with her, too
- Will you please get a TV? - Are you crazy?
Why won't this close?
Excuse me Where are the S class seats?
I'm sorry?
Oh Sorry I thought you worked here
- Hong-sil? - Hey
- Were you at a wedding today? - Yeah...
This is Michelle
Michelle's a friend I met while studying in the States
Girlfriend?
What were you saying?
Nothing
We're both in finance, so we have a lot in common And she comes to Korea often
We should all hang out after the show
I'm sorry, Gwan-woo, but I have to go
Why?
I thought I'd be okay, but I'm starting to get queasy again
- Really? - I'm sorry but I have to go
Oh! You scared me there
When did you get back? I didn't hear you come in I didn't see you there
Hey! See? What did I tell you? You look way prettier with a little mascara on
Hey I got this great idea Listen
You know how the Namsan Tunnel charges a 2 dollar toll fee?
But if there are three passengers, it's free
So we can wait outside the tunnel, see,
and we can get in cars with 1 or 2 people and ask for 1 dollar!
What's going on? Are you okay?
What? Did your dad ask you for money again?
Where did it go?
- Where are we going? - Follow me!
Here
I'll show you why I said I needed this
Mom! That's one of the scooters I sell!
You'd better not lose all your money again
Don't worry, mom It's for real this time
I'll hit it big!
Hey!
We're here Get off
Hurry up
Okay!
Winter Wanderer
Movies were made to be watched on big screens
Okay Have a seat
Mint
Get your fresh baby octopus!
They're not three-legged octopus! But eight! Eight legs!
What is that you're holding?
Kiss! Kiss!
Chun Ji-woong
Kyung-joo?
Jerk How long were you going to lie to me?
- So you knew... - Did you think I wouldn't?
I meant to tell you I'm sorry
- I knew something was up - I didn't mean to lie to you, it's just...
When you told us you got a job, I found myself saying...
What are you talking about?
If I hadn't told you I had a job, you wouldn't have gone out with me
- What? So you lied about having a job? - What were you going to say?
You were cheating on me and you lied?
What's all this?
Our company is doing charity work to help undernourished kids...
- You said you don't have a job - Yeah I don't,
but I still have to help the kids...
Kyung-joo,
I'm really sorry I lied to you But this could be for the best
I'm not the right guy for you anyway... Sysop! You should go out with Sysop
He'd make a much better boyfriend
Who spilled all this food? What a waste The bride's looking for you
- It's not what you think - Wait... Are you two still...
What does she want with a pig like that? Hah! Doesn't she have any taste?
Wait Should I be laughing right now?
- Didn't your friend pay you back yet? - Oh He said he'll pay me back soon
Next week will make it 2 months Hurry up You should hit that 5 million won goal
Yeah
What are you going to do with that money?
I should find a place to stay
So, is your friend feeling better from the hemorrhoids?
He says he thinks of me every time he takes a dump!
Really?
Yuck! Why'd I do that? What's taking her so long? Hong-sil!
Hey! Hong-sil!
Yuck! You said you'd be back in 20 minutes!
- Has it been 20 minutes already? - It's been 30!
My dad went bankrupt while we were still at mom's funeral
He ran away, and his creditors came to the funeral
They took everything, including the condolence money
I had enough to get her cremated, but I couldn't lay her ashes to rest
because I was short 50 dollars
I was taking the bus home when I saw this tree
There was a tree like this right outside the house we lived in
I don't know why I'm telling you this I must be hungry Let's go eat
Yeah
- They're building a golf course? - Yes.
Hey Move a little that way
- You want to buy land? Where we saw? - Yeah What do you think?
It's a good idea Buy it
Shouldn't you at least give it some thought?
What's there to think about? If I were you, I'd do it
You should do what you want And you want to buy that land, don't you?
Don't you know that story about
the rich old guy who said this to his family before he died?
Listen In Korea, it's all about real estate! Then he died
You should do what you want
No one would sell this land
They'll get compensation money once the golf course permit is greenlighted
How much will they get?
It'll be at least 10 dollars per 4 square yards
What if I pay more than that?
But that's forest land, so the owners will only sell the land in big parcels
You must be loaded
- Are you sure about this? - Come in
Here's the landowner, Mr Nam He's in landscaping
You can say all the trees in this town belong to him
He even owns the Rabbit Karaoke next door
Hello
- Actually, it's not me, it's her... - Oh Have a seat
- $120,000? - Yes
Do you need it right away?
Okay The client gets what the client wants
Let's see... First I'll close the account under Chun Ji-woong's name
Actually, can you leave a little behind, as his reward?
How much?
Let's say 1,000 dollars
That's not like you
Do you think you can wait a week to close your accounts?
Some of these will give you a big return when they mature,
but you won't get that if you close them today
What do you want to do? It's your money, so you decide
Here's a copy of the deeds, so you can take a look at that...
- Here's the deposit money - Yes
If you don't have the rest for me in 10 days, the contract's void
Yes I'll pay you in a week
This place is nice
Of course It has to be nicer than that other house This one's bigger
Didn't you say you live alone? This place is a little big for one person
I'm just taking a look at it
Wait a minute Is this real pork belly?
I told you it is
- It smells like pork... - And it's Korean local pork, too
Cheers!
You worked hard for the last 2 months
I owe it to you
I told you all you needed to do was do as I say
If it weren't for that 1,000, I'd have exactly 5,000 dollars
I knew you weren't getting that money back
Actually, that money was...
Never mind
In any case, I'll be skipping this town in a few days
- Did you look at some apartments? - I have to start looking soon You?
I have to start soon, too
Do you think that money's enough to find you a place?
Well...
This is Chilean pork!
By the way, I wanted to ask you this...
Why did you decide to help me two months ago?
- Because I felt bad for you - Really? Is that it?
Yeah Why?
I thought there might have been another reason
Why don't you go ahead and sing me a song?
Song?
Should I? Hold on
Nothing ever comes for free That'll be one dollar
- If you give me 2, I'll give you a kiss - If you give me 3, I'll give you a hug
4 and a real hot kiss!
I'll throw in some light petting for 5!
6 and I'll give you a hug!
- I already said that - Lying down
Ooh... That's good... If you give me 7, I'II... I'II... I'II... I'II...
- Okay! - What?
Are you drunk or something?
- Hurry up and sing - Sing Okay Here goes
Nothing beats fried poop when you're having your rice,
and your diarrhea curry goes great with rice, too!
Yummy spaghetti noodles that look like worms,
and for dessert, how about some cockroach poo?
One more time!
For dessert, how about some cockroach poo?
- What kind of song is that? - What?
Gross!
That's hilarious!
Where are you moving to?
Will you throw this away?
- Hey! Hey! - What do you want?
I'm just curious... Are you and that girl living together or something?
Yeah? So?
I don't know what that girl was thinking... One day, she said she'll give me
money for it and the next, she's...
What are you saying?
I'm not supposed to say anything Be careful with that!
Hey! Be careful with that!
Shoes?
Oh...
What's this?
Ku Jang-il is your father's name, right?
I don't believe this shit! Who are you? Some kind of con artist?
What did you think you were doing?
Get your stamp and come with me
Here's your 4,089 dollars and 64 cents
I could slap you right now! I want my $7,000
You've got to be kidding
What?
Let's go through it one by one I paid your rent, 1,000 I saved that 5,000
You didn't have to pay for rent, food, or bills for 2 whole months
There's 7,000 right there
What! I earned that 5,000 dollars!
You? You earned it? How?
You'd have never laid eyes on that money if it wasn't for me!
I should be asking you to pay up! And now you're asking me?
The landlords here were getting rid of their tenants
to get the moving fees Did you think you would have lasted long?
Do you think I'm upset because of the money?
Why else?
I'd feel better if you said you helped me because you really felt bad
What about you?
Would you have stayed here if it wasn't for my offer of money?
Hey! You don't have anywhere to go!
Fine! Leave!
Stupid...
- Hello? - Is this Chun Ji-woong?
Yes?
Who? No I don't know that name
Mr Chun You're free to go
Is this her?
Yes
Then it's almost certain he was an accomplice
Yang Gwan-woo and she disappeared around the same time
This woman is on the Hong Kong financial blacklist for fraud
What's going to happen to my money?
We're a little shocked because this has never happened before
But our clients can be compensated if they were victims
of an employee's illegal practice
- Really? - But...
- you are Ku Hong-sil, correct? - Yes
You and some other clients cannot be compensated by our firm
These accounts have been personally managed by Gwan-woo and not by us
No investment bank in the world can be held liable for something like this
And were you aware our private banking center
can only be used by clients with cash holdings of $500,000 and up?
You must have used our PB services for free,
using your relationship with Yang
Or did you give him something in return?
There was more than money being passed around between you two,
am I right?
Oh!
You come here
What the fuck did you say to her?
Do you know how hard she worked for that money?
Let me go
What the fuck were you saying to her?
- Go - Hong-sil
If you keep following me, I'll kill you
Hong-sil! Wait!
Hey! Don't do it Listen Don't do this
- Okay Okay... - Shit!
The total's 137 dollars, with the ambulance costing 50 dollars
Mom...
What do I do now?
Hong-sil!
Why did you leave like that? Huh?
Weren't you ever going to see me again? Where did you move to?
When a friend's in trouble, you need to help each other out!
- Who? Who's going to help me? - It's...
You? You'll help me? Do you have any money?
You're...
I'll do it
What are we saying we should do?
What are a couple of losers like us going to do together?
It's hard enough struggling on my own,
so will you please stop bugging me and leave?
He said he was too busy running away to get any sleep
I've never seen a guy sleeping like that after getting arrested
Did you get the money back?
It turns out Yang Gwan-woo was a victim in this, too
He was completely had by that woman Michelle
Oh, there was one account that still had some money in it
Detective, this isn't my money
Ku Hong-sil told me to give it to you She said you'll know what it's for
Detective Choi?
This apartment's more ground level than basement,
as you know It's really ground level
You can move in tomorrow Did you bring the money?
Yes
It's this tree, this one!
The landscaper came to pick it up earlier
Sir! Sir!
What? 8000 dollars? Why is it so expensive?
What are you talking about? This could go for 10,000!
I'm only giving it up cheap because I got the deposit already
I only have 5000 on me Can you help me out a little?
- Plant that tree! - Sir! Please!
Ugh...
I'll take out the cost of transport and whatnot You can have it for 7000
But if you're not back by 9, I'm planting that tree
- Can I get $50 more? - No
What about $30 more? Can I get $100 more?
- It's got plenty of porn on it - I've got plenty of porn, too
We had some good times together
Goodbye, Audi
- $100 more! - I'll give you 50 more How's that?
- $100 more! - Fine
246...
Get out!
Chang-geun?
Can you ask your mom for $400? Please?
But you said it's your uncle's institute! Tae-woo!
These jerks never help me when I most need them!
Hello
Are you really buying me a new pair?
Sure I wanted to apologize Go ahead and choose
I've been eyeing this one pair...
Start the truck!
Wait!
People like us who don't eat well should have fertilized eggs
to make up for lost protein, instead of unfertilized eggs
And besides, these kids must be so Ionely all by themselves, right?
- Isn't that right, little hen? - What do you think you're doing?
You know I have no place to go
You have enough money to get your own place
Oh, that I spent all that yesterday
Are you out of your mind? Where did you spend it all?
- I spent it on something - Where? What did you spend it on?
What's it to you what I do with my money?
Do you know what it took to get that money back? Are you out of your mind?
Why are you smiling right now? Where did you spend that money?
You saved up $200,000 in 5 years all by yourself
If we work together, we can save that much in 3,
or even 2 years
I'll get you that money back, Hong-sil, no matter what
Are you doing this because you feel bad for me?
Yes I feel so bad for you I could die
Am I not allowed to feel that?
If something happens to you in there,
well, you know we have the same blood type,
so you can tell me I have two, so I can give you one
What are you talking about?
I know you only have one of those
- Your kidneys - What?
Hong-sil, I know You sold a kidney 5 years ago
after your dad went bankrupt and stuff
I know, and it's okay I saw your scar, too
- My scar? - Yeah From the surgery
- Oh This one - Yeah That's the one
- This was for an appendectomy - What?
And my dad got insurance after injuring his arm We used that to pay all his debts
Really?
Don't
Hey
Do you like girls who are rich or girls who aren't?
I like girls who are pretty, like you
That was lame
- Ji-woong - Yeah?
Want me to kiss you?
I spent everything I had to buy that chicken Why is chicken so expensive?
That was free
- Stop it already! - You said it's free!
Why didn't you get gas for the car? We're stranded on our honeymoon!
What's the number for the insurance company?
No, not the life insurance company! That's for you!
I'm talking about car insurance! For the car!
Ji-woong! You won't believe what happened!
Why? Did your husband get in trouble again?
It's not that There are so many people at mom's restaurant!
You won't believe it!
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